What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
