New Nevermind Jokes

Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

We better stop telling orphan jokes cause their parents will get mad. Oh...wait...nevermind

Me: truth or dare?

Crush: dare

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number

Crush: umm nevermind truth

Me: ok what is your phone number

u wanna hear a indian egg joke? (yeah-) nevermind. u wont UNDAstand

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

nevermind if i told you it would go straight through your head

"beast boy four"

guys we need to stop telling orphan jokes, there gonna tell their parents. oh wait nevermind continue

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Women say men are trash. Yet men made the phone,laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, nevermind the electricity she uses to power those devices....

Cancer kids be like: When I grow up... lol nevermind

This joke never gets old. Just like the child

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...

so i walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies i stole one not noticing my mom was behind me.....so my mom said PUT THE COOKIE BACK KID!!!!and i said i wasn ́t gonna eat it and she said then she said nevermind i ́ll get you ́re father so my mom said HONEY DEAL WITH YOURE SON I ́M GOING TO THE MALL!! and my dad said son if ur not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!!so he went into his room and i heard the belt and i was going to run but i knew it would be worse so he said this will be you ́re punishment as he was getting ready to hit me i said daddy no please i wasnt gonna was not going to eat it but he said NO U WONT CHANGE MY MIND LITTLE BOY then he hit me THANK YOU FOR READING STAY HEALTHY AND STAY SAFE IN THIS TIME BYE!!! read more of my jokes they ́ll prob be around the website!!