New Nevermind Jokes

Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

We better stop telling orphan jokes cause their parents will get mad. Oh...wait...nevermind

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

guys we need to stop telling orphan jokes, there gonna tell their parents. oh wait nevermind continue

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

Cancer kids be like: When I grow up... lol nevermind

This joke never gets old. Just like the child

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...

So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.

So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"

So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!