Neighbourhood jokes
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
