Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it
Yo mama so fat that she need 12 queen sides matresses to go to sleep
what's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend? I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
yo mama so thick they need an air carrier to take her places
yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL
Yo mama so fat she needs 17 iPhone to take a selfie
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
โNo I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chickenโ.
