I’m am sorry Chairy but I don’t need 4 more legs.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.... i went for the cliffs
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
I wonder if Steven Hawkins was an organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
who needs april fool when your life is a joke...
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
orphans must hate 2020 cause you need a home to home school
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
Who need April 1st if your whole life is already a lie ༼⍨༽
knock knock whos there orphan orphan who orphan who needs a parent
I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
