National identity jokes
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
Memes
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
