National identity jokes
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
