National identity jokes
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
