National identity jokes

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.

How did the British lose the War of 1812?

They were out-Britshed.