National identity jokes
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.