Myers jokes

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

Mÿ pp.