Myers jokes

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

Mÿ pp.

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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

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