Myers jokes

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"