Music jokes
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.