Your mum is so fat she gets hit by a parked car
Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said' you fuck a lot like dad I said "really mum said that too."
your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples
why did your mum touch me because she was a pedo
whys hughs mum so fucking fat cause she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6789.
why did brandon's mum chase him with a knife because he dident let her cum first
why was aarons mum sad the bus missed aaron
why does adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed
Your mum gay lol
My mum
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
whats thick 12 inches and in your mums throat my penis
your mum
ur mum gay lul
I go balls deep in your mum with no power
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Your mum is so stupid she tried to take the crown off a Keep Calm And Carry On poster so that she could become the new queen of England
If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
i fucked your mum
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
