Mug jokes
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
