Mug jokes

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.