How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Mower Jokes
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.