I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
a lawn mooer
How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?
U dye it blue and it will cut itself
What do you het when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
what is the difference between emo grass and normal grass emo grass cuts itself
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself
