Mower

Mower Jokes

Grass

Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.

Because it would cut itself.

Grass

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Grass

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

Baby

How do you make a baby cry?

You run over it with a lawn mower.

  • 0
  • Stereotype

    A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

    A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

  • 1
  • Humpty Dumpty

    Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.

    He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.

    When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.

    It happened too fast, he watched the very last.

    Next he died, eaten all fried.