Mower jokes
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!