Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.
how do u stop a baby from crying? throw a brick in its mouth
One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
how do you saw apple with no mouth a p p l e LMAO
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a titan's mouth
(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
there were three men, and two of them died, the last man alive said " that's two less mouths to feed"
What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears
I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
