There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. So there's like, three dudes, right? Two of 'em kick the bucket. And the last guy is all like, "Sweet! More grub for me!" It's funny because he's happy people died and he gets more food now. Is that simple enough for ya, or do I need to draw you a picture? You know, you probably look like a thumb.
emily
omg awsome
Emily's Mum
Emily!!!!!!!! You slut i told you to get to bed how dare you have sex with your father while reading this one at a time pls
remember to flush the toilet when you have a shit
IttyBiddyTiddyComitee
dam tho