Friend: Eric, spell mouse. Eric: M O U S. Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Have a sink in your house? Eat it. Have a mouse in your house? Kill it. Have a child in your house? M I C R O W A V E I T .
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just kidding now watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse
What can a mouse do? He cliks.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
