what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
like this if you have ever had a family member die
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I donβt even care.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides
That day is called "April Fool's"
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP π
Donβt cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
why are orphans funerals so small? they have no loved ones
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn Μt that your mom......?
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so heβs very excited.
However, heβs not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seatβs in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy whoβs sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, βNo.β
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, βHow could someone pass up a seat like this?β
The older guy replies, βItβs my wifeβs seat. Weβve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but sheβs passed away.β
βOh, how sad,β the young guy says, taken aback. βIβm sorry to hear that, but couldnβt you find a friend or relative to come with you?β
βNo,β the man replies, βTheyβre all at the funeral.β
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
One night, a girl said to her family, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa." The next morning, her grandpa died. That night, she said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodbye Grandma." The next morning, the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night, the girl said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy." The next morning, the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine, but when he went into the kitchen, he saw his wife crying. When he asked her what's wrong, she said, "The mailman died."
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave βpoor kidβ
