Mother's Day jokes
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.