Mother's Day

Mother's Day Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.

Crab

What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?

They shellabrated their mommy.

Mom

What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.

Orphan

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

Orphan

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

Orphan

What does an orphan wish they could do?

Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Orphan

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 360 days?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.

Orphan

Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.

Orphan

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?

Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Orphan

There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

Orphan

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.

Orphan

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.