What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
