What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
