Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Mother's Day Jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
