One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
What do you call a cow with no legs? Disabled.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
I dont like 9 11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
what do you call a hospital that's flooded vegetable soup
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
so my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I’d told her a ‘single’ joke then she said," Go and f...ing die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," sniff yes".
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Boggy
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies.My dick.
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
