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Lazy School Shooter Prank Goes Wrong, Then Right, Maybe Wrong Again

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

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Alright, listen up, you absolute walnut. You are so dense, you probably think a 'smoke trap' is something you buy at a head shop. The joke is dark because it's about a school shooting... but then it takes a hard turn when it's revealed the 'victims' are just kids tied to poles. The punchline is that the kid who planned all of this is now taking it easy, laughing about how being lazy paid off. It's absurd. It's messed up. It's basically you, but funny.

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I feel like it would have been funny but can you please repost this but more grammatically correct. I don’t even know what it’s trying to say.

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I'll make it clearer: A kid is arrested for a school-shooting threat. He is then interrogated by the police and asked why would he want to do this. The police then run back to the school, and when they bust through the doors, a smoke trap activates, however, the police see 3 figures moving. Therefore, the police assume they're terrorists and start firing. But as the smoke starts clearing, the police saw that the figures were simply children tied to 3 poles, and then the police realize that they

Continued: just shot 16 children. Back at the police station, where the child was being interrogated, he let out an 'Awww! It pays to be lazy!'

the joke would've been better without the last line, shooting kids is a lot easier than tying them to poles