Dark humour jokes jokes
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.