
Dark humour jokes jokes
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.