Dark humour jokes jokes
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...