Momma bear jokes

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"

Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.

I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.

So I was sitting at a bar, right? That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.