Momma bear jokes

What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

So I was sitting at a bar, right? That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.