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Fox
1 year ago

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    "I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

    "Why?"

    "Because I want to hang!"

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    jess
    5 years ago

    If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

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