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Toad

1 year ago
Two-panel image with the text "WHAT IF WE KISSED" above a photo of a small toy toad hanging from a red ribbon, and "UNDER THE MISSILE TOAD" below a close up photo of the toy toad with a toy missile strapped to its back, hanging from a red ribbon.
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    Partner

    2 years ago

    If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

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  • Holiday

    3 years ago

    "I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

    "Why?"

    "Because I want to hang!"

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  • Astronaut

    5 years ago

    If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

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