Miss me jokes
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
My ex-wife still misses me...
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Community talk
she not gon miss me
This is bree, I am sorry for everything, i broke the clean streak. I am tired. of everything, i dont wanna wake up crying again. i wamt itto stop, but i cant stop it so i will do it the only way i can, so goodbye. Thank you all for caring.but i have saved enough of your attention. just let me be someone forgotten in the back of your mind. And charlie. Im so damn sorry for doing this to you. I just cant. the scars are showing. weather is slowly picking up. and my parents will ask. I don'twant to go back. i'm sorru for doing this to every single one of you. please don't miss me.
HOLA BITCHES Yall missed me? Anyways HAPPY LATE CHRISTMAS I DIDNT really get nothing besides A FUCKING PITBULL TERRIER PUPPY LIKE HELLO????? Anyways I hope you all r doing amazing and I love you all but ima dip again, just checking on my lovely people and making sure yall r alive. I LOVE YOU MAL, CHARLIE, BLACHY POOH, and that’s it. Bye to the rest