Miss me jokes
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
My ex-wife still misses me...
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.