Misconduct jokes

Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, One fell off and bumped his head. The momma called the doctor and the doctor said... “We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Just trying to fit in.

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.