Newest Mirror Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Me;you stupid Guy;you straight Me;sorry I’m not a mirror

you know how to draw a horse if no look in a mirror and draw what you see

Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.

My girlfriend is so fat she looked into the mirror and said woah there 2 of me

yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and it broke

me:your ugly.. person:im not your mirror.... me:i never told you to be my mirror:p

Yo hairline i so bad when you look in the mirror yo hairline looks like an endangered specie

Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

If this is offending to anyone im sorry! Hey wanna see somethin funny?!?!?! go look in ur mirror

Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror

Of someone called you ugly say brfor you call me ugly look in a mirror

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.

I aced my poker test...

my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...

do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch Me: Strange...Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?