my freand said where is the trash i said look in the mirror thear is the trash
I am a God Na, na, na, na, na, na Yeah She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume Half dead, but she still looks so cute She is a monster in disguise And she knows all the words to the trap songs Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
One time you walked up to a mirror but it’s shattered because of your reflection
Repeat after me..... *Me* You have a weird style.*mom*you have a weird style.*me*un not your mirror*runs away *
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
My biggest joke: I’d show you but I don’t have a mirror to show u
you so ugly that if you looked in the mirror you would walk into the light
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you they don't laugh.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat Vehicles and Tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said go look in a mirror. I said thank you.
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
Your so ugly your mirror shattered
your mama's so ugly when she looked in the mirror it said "viewer descresion advised"
Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
Patient: doctor every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up what's wrong with me? Doctor: I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
