Michael

Michael Jokes

Transformation

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Gender

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

Pronoun

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Michael Jackson

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

God

Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.

God: *SILENCE*

Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!

God: *SILENCE*

Meatball

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

Toy

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

Michael Jackson

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

Tea

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.