What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
