Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What do Michael Jackson and acnd have in common they both go in little kids
hi i am michael jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
Why is he sooo dam fineee
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies "No"
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up" she replied
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says "who do you think you are?"
The boy replies "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says "how do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy them replies "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
