Metro jokes
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
