Metro jokes
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
