Metro jokes
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
