what sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
im the joke πππ HAHHAHAAHHAHA delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats donβt hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You donβt understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats arenβt venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"Iβm Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
Meow meow I'm a dog said the sped kid
Once upon a time the end was what when how end meow.
meow meow woof woof thats wgat animals say to me when i die
There were three cats. The first cat said meow. The second cat said meow. The third cat said meow meow. Then the first cat said don't change the subject
what did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush
meow
