Meow jokes
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Quit your babbling
Mreow meow meow meow :3
this is funny
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