Memory jokes
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.