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Anonymous

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

big [fire] balls

A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"

Heroin Monkey

A child's drawing pinned to a cork board. The drawing shows five stick figures with happy faces and another figure with a big smile holding a hamburger. There's a drink with a straw on the table and a text bubble with the words "I LOVE Five Guys!".

Heroin Monkey

A man in a red beanie looks at the camera with a gesture, accompanied by text that reads, "When I'm offered currency in exchange for my labour: Now this looks like a job."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel drawing of a factory conveyor belt. In the top panel, a stick figure worker is standing near the conveyor belt with M&M candies. The text says, "Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory." In the bottom panel, Eminem is standing in the place of the stick figure worker, near the conveyor belt with the same M&M candies.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a cup of coffee with a reflection of a phone screen on the liquid, showing some text: VILиеме emep erit Samos.sigong

Why should you care

Checkmate

A hand holds a blue plastic scoop. A green grenade is in the scoop. The text on the image says: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

help me please im being abused

The image shows a meme featuring Willy Wonka, with the text "No free blacks in the Anti-Slavery Society? Please tell me how that works."

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A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

RapBoat

KNOW THE WORK RULES
She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty
(Booty)
Grippy, huh
Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy
APPROPRIATE
AWWW.YOU'RE
SWEET.
INAPPROPRIATE
HELLO, HUMAN
RESOURCES?!
MAX
SUNNY STREET 2013 Max Garcia

GG Miller

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Mac

Every time

The image shows two characters from the show Friends. In the first three rows, the character on the left (Phoebe) says 'I HAVE TO' then 'SUBMIT' and finally 'MY INVOICES ON TIME'. The character on the right (Joey) says the same thing. In the last row, Phoebe says, 'I HAVE TO SUBMIT MY INVOICES ON TIME' and Joey responds 'INVOICES ARE YOUR BUSINESS NOT MINE'.

Cosmo the Intern

A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."

✨Jassy✨

Me but at school

A baby with its eyes closed and fingers in its ear is shown along with the text "WALKING INTO WORK LIKE 'LAWD YOU KNOW I NEED MY JOB, PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A CALM SPIRIT TODAY'"

King bob

Me on the last day of school

A child in a yellow raincoat with a surprised face, running with a yellow object in her hand. The text on the image says: "ME LEAVING WORK", and "THE DAY BEFORE VACATION."

$omedipsh!t2011

Light Yagami is being a bit rasict

A two-panel image. The left panel shows Light Yagami with an intense look. The right panel shows Ryuk with a surprised expression. The text in between reads: "AFRICA!" "Um, Light, that's not how it works." "MEXICO!"

Heroin Monkey

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Background
Pinyan's death
Investigation
Media reporting
Criminal charges, guilty plea, and
sentencing
Aftermath
"2 Guys 1 Horse"
Zoo
James Michael Tait and later
events of 2009-2010
Section 16.52.205 of the
Revised Code of Washington
See also
References
External links
Enumclaw horse sex case
Article Talk
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, [2][3] an
engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck
driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic
pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". [4][5] After engaging
in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries
in one such incident.
The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. [6][7]
Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that
prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law,
bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]
As bestiality was legal in Washington state at the time, Tait was instead convicted of trespassing and was
sentenced to a one-year suspended sentence.
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In the 1970s, many statutes that had criminalized certain sex acts in various U.S. states were repealed,
largely since they had criminalized some consensual sex acts between adults that were no longer
considered appropriate to forbid (e.g., criminalizing all oral and anal sex). [9][10] In Washington state, a law
was repealed on July 1, 1976, that had said:
Every person who shall carnally know in any manner any animal or bird, or who shall carnally
know any male or female person by the anus or with the mouth or tongue; or who shall
voluntarily submit to such knowledge; or who shall attempt sexual intercourse with a dead
body, shall be guilty of sodomy...
Enumclaw horse sex case
Date
Location
Location of Enumclaw, Washington State
July 2, 2005; 18 years ago
Unincorporated area in King
County, Washington, United
States (near Enumclaw)
Bestiality
Туре
Cause
Cause of death:
Acute peritonitis caused by
traumatic perforation of the colon
Participants ⚫ Kenneth Pinyan (Mr.
Hands)[1]
Outcome
• James Michael Tait
• Douglas Spink
A stallion
Laws passed criminalizing
bestiality and zoophilic
pornography in Washington state

✨Jassy✨

I saw her face and said "Awoop Jump Scare"!!!!

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fr though

A picture of a brown and black chihuahua with large eyes and a forced smile. The text in the image reads: "When there's a deep rage burning inside of you but you gotta act nice coz u at work."

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