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Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses stares into the camera. The text above him says, "How male teachers look at you when you interrupt their flirting with minors to ask a question about the assignment."

Lil’ bro

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Bismarck

A cartoon shows two women in an office setting. One woman is holding a piece of paper, and another woman asks, "Is that one of those paper emails?"

MATTIX

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cars with text above and below each image. The image on the left shows a red classic car with the text "Cars in action movies" above it and the text "Still works after being shot 1000 times" below it. The image on the right shows a small black car with the text "Cars in horror movies" above it and the text "Can't even start" below it.

Adolf kitler

A two-panel image shows a cat sitting in front of a computer with the text "When your cat messages your boss..." The second panel shows a chat with a string of random characters and the message "Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said."

Caylez.cc

The image shows a blurry bird running with the text "8 year old me running over to my dad because 'bob from work' is calling."

Adolf kitler

A split image showing a white cat giving a thumbs up on the left with the text "You've reached encouragement cat. Great job. Keep it up." and a small tabby kitten holding a small brown suitcase on the right with the text "cats on their way to the biscuit factory off to work".

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Adolf kitler

if you dislike comment or no balls

Three cats are sitting in cardboard boxes on a road. Text above them says, "The cat traps are working."

Face mc shooty

A photo shows a grenade placed in a dog ball thrower. Text on the image reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Adolf kitler

A black and white cat is standing on a ledge holding a small piece of furniture in its mouth. The text on the image reads: "Seen this fella on the way to work, not sure which I like best... his pants, his knee pads, or his broken heart."

Adolf kitler

A grid of four photos of a black and white cat with a distinctive black marking that looks like a mustache. The text above reads "The call center Cat".

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Perfect

The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."

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Almost FRIDAY

The image is a three-panel scene from a movie. In the top panel, a woman with elaborate antlers says 'You can't defeat me' with the word 'Monday' above her. The middle panel shows a man smiling and saying 'I know, but he can' with the word 'Me' above him. The bottom panel shows an explosion with the word 'Friday' on it.

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Checkmate

A hand holds a blue plastic scoop. A green grenade is in the scoop. The text on the image says: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a progression of Spongebob Squarepants through different stages of education and finally work. In elementary school, Spongebob looks innocent next to simple math equations. In middle school, he's confused next to a quadratic equation. In high school, he looks muscular next to a complex integral. In college, he appears even more powerful next to another integral. Finally, in a job, he looks bored next to a list of office supplies and their costs.

Cosmo the Intern

A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a cup of coffee with a reflection of a phone screen on the liquid, showing some text: VILиеме emep erit Samos.sigong

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "Let's take a moment and appreciate Kelly Nelson for her underrated hard work in Breaking Bad" above a list of crew members with the line "Hair Stylist: Kelly Nelson" circled in red. Below the text is a collage of bald characters from the show 'Breaking Bad'.

big [fire] balls

A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"

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