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Wade

“High Arousal”

The image displays text from a search result which reads: "What causes lucid dreams to happen? Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs during moments of particularly high arousal or change in brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain. Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory, planning, and abstract reasoning occur." To the right is an illustration of two people: one standing in pajamas and another in bed, possibly dreaming.

Adolf kitler

A split image showing a white cat giving a thumbs up on the left with the text "You've reached encouragement cat. Great job. Keep it up." and a small tabby kitten holding a small brown suitcase on the right with the text "cats on their way to the biscuit factory off to work".

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Anonymous

he gonna be late

A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."

BellaTrix

Sus

A four-panel image. The left three panels show a character from "Despicable Me" going through the motions of testing code, starting with the code seemingly working fine, then creating a test case that fails miserably twice and then finally deleting the test case. The fourth panel shows another person in a car with the word "COBOL" over his head and the text "Why can't you be normal?" The person screams and starts an array at 1.

TechPriestGotDrip

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

BoBiSgReAt

war

The image shows a split between a black-and-white background of a war scene with soldiers and helicopters, and the yellow face of the Sesame Street character Bert in color in the foreground. The text on top says, "Retail workers when they hear Mariah Carey start singing..."

NIFFTY

tru tho

The image shows four different photos of Kim Kardashian yawning. Above the photos is the text "You'll feel refreshed after a nice weekend" and "Me at work on Monday:".

Why should you care

Perfect

The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels side by side with Mario on the left and Luigi on the right. Above them it reads "What are Mario and Luigi's point of views on child labor?" Mario is on a red background and says: "Child labor is horrible, you shouldn't use children to do labor for money." Luigi is on a green background and says: "If they got arms they go on farms."

Caylez.cc

The image shows a blurry bird running with the text "8 year old me running over to my dad because 'bob from work' is calling."

Jazzy💕

It doesn't rlly work but yeah

Two puppies are sitting next to each other. One puppy, slightly larger and tan, is hugging the other puppy, who is smaller and black. The image text reads: "When your mom yelled at you and your elder sibling tries to comfort you."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"

Heroin Monkey

A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."

Heroin Monkey

A man in a red beanie looks at the camera with a gesture, accompanied by text that reads, "When I'm offered currency in exchange for my labour: Now this looks like a job."

kiribaku

when the weekend goes by to fast

A white cat sits upright with its arms out to the side. The text on the image says, "AND JUST LIKE THAT *POOF* WEEKEND. GONE."

LoserIsPro

A young child with a surprised expression is looking to the right. She is wearing a yellow jacket and is holding a bubble wand. The background is blurry green foliage. The text overlay says "ME LEAVING WORK THE DAY BEFORE VACATION".

MisterDussel

Mobile Game Ads 2022

An image shows a mobile game ad for Pop Game Box. The ad promises 999999999 free robux with 100% working. The text says "Result is not guaranteed.". There is a button "Installieren". Below, other game icons are displayed, including: Rider, Zombie, Tomb o, Make U, Mahion, Codver, Stickm, Stackv, Airport, Hunt & Doll Dr. Acr.

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

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A table titled "Evolving From Violent Language" with two columns. The left column, under the heading "Instead Of", lists phrases with the word "concussion" in them. The right column, under "Say This," offers alternative silly phrases.

Adolf kitler

A black and white cat is standing on a ledge holding a small piece of furniture in its mouth. The text on the image reads: "Seen this fella on the way to work, not sure which I like best... his pants, his knee pads, or his broken heart."

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