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Wade

Procrastination

The image shows two Kermit the Frog figures. The first one is the regular Kermit. The second one is Kermit wearing a dark hood. The text above the image is "Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes. Me: How about 30 minutes. Me: Just skip work. Me: Just quit your job."

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

🤫🧏‍♀️

draw
Do your
school work
OR
25
Some kid in my class

UNO

Anonymous

None of the new Willy Wonka
movies have understood that Gene
Wilder's version of Wonka worked
because you felt like there was a
real chance he was just gonna sit
there and watch those kids die
boredpanda.com

Hollow Knight Is Great

Off brand Hollow Knight

The image is a drawing titled "BUGGY BOY AND HIS FRIENDS" with eight cartoonish characters. Each character has a short description below it. The first is labeled "cute" and "responsible for several war crimes", the second is "pretty", the third is "mean", the fourth "goth icon", the fifth bought himself a "1 dad mug", the sixth "has had several abortions", the seventh is a "crazy man", and the last is "wittle cutie moth".

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

mine is u fucking dumb bitch

Three dogs are fighting over a rubber toy. One dog is labeled "My Car", another is labeled "Me" and the third one is labeled "Work". The toy is labeled "Money". The text on top of the image reads "How life is going right now".

CaptainEgg75

thats you suck dick goof ball

The image shows three dogs. One dog is labeled "My Car" and is trying to get a toy from the second dog labeled "Me". The third dog is labeled "Work" and is also trying to get the toy from the second dog which is labeled "Money". The text on top of the image says: "How life is going right now".

ur momy

at school be like

A young boy with a concerned look on his face. The text overlay reads: "WHEN YOU THINK YOU BEEN WORKING FOR 4 HOURS AND IT'S ONLY BEEN 17 MINUTES."

NICE GIRL

WTF

A baby with wide eyes and a concerned expression is pictured. The text on the image reads, "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SEE YOUR BOSS ON THE GOLF COURSE AFTER CALLING IN SICK."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Adolf kitler

A grid of four photos of a black and white cat with a distinctive black marking that looks like a mustache. The text above reads "The call center Cat".

Anonymous

Doing Gods work wad

I GOT
HIM! I SAVED
BLACK BABY
JESUS!

DADDY sus aka the king

hahhahahahaha

The image shows a close-up of a person's face with dark circles around their eyes and a wide, exaggerated smile. The text on the image reads, "MY FACE" at the top and "AFTER A 48 HOUR SHIFT" at the bottom. The watermark "nursebuff.com" is in the lower right corner.

Pokemon4Ever

$The image shows a text that says, "Me: \"when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together\" Me when I get home:". Below, there is a photo of a guinea pig wrapped up in a bed sheet.$

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a grid of six images. Each is labelled with a job description: Good Job, Bad Job, Fun Job, Boring Job, and Outside Job. A doctor is shown for “Good Job”, a garbage man for “Bad Job”, a clown for “Fun Job”, a woman sitting at a desk for “Boring Job”, a gardener for “Outside Job”, and finally a photo of the 9/11 attack is shown for the last row with the label missing.

Wade

“High Arousal”

The image displays text from a search result which reads: "What causes lucid dreams to happen? Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs during moments of particularly high arousal or change in brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain. Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory, planning, and abstract reasoning occur." To the right is an illustration of two people: one standing in pajamas and another in bed, possibly dreaming.

Anonymous

he gonna be late

A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."

Jazzy💕

It doesn't rlly work but yeah

When your mom yelled at you and
your elder sibling tries to comfort you

BellaTrix

Sus

A four-panel image. The left three panels show a character from "Despicable Me" going through the motions of testing code, starting with the code seemingly working fine, then creating a test case that fails miserably twice and then finally deleting the test case. The fourth panel shows another person in a car with the word "COBOL" over his head and the text "Why can't you be normal?" The person screams and starts an array at 1.

TechPriestGotDrip

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

BoBiSgReAt

war

The image shows a split between a black-and-white background of a war scene with soldiers and helicopters, and the yellow face of the Sesame Street character Bert in color in the foreground. The text on top says, "Retail workers when they hear Mariah Carey start singing..."

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