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Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

jefferyo100

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows three different anime faces of women expressing pleasure with the text "When she moans" above it. Below the anime faces is a dark blue car. The right panel shows three anime characters with the text "When your introvert energy surpasses your godlike rizz" above and "I wanna go home" below them. The panel is framed with a color. The first is red, and the second is light blue.

Adolf kitler

A photo of a small orange kitten sitting in a plastic shopping bag filled with other groceries. The text on the image says: "I don't remember buying this at the store."

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

The image shows a man with a German hat and a German flag painted on his cheek looking stressed. Next to him is Angela Merkel smiling. The text on the image reads, "When you're german and haven't had a beer in the last 5 minutes."

Heroin Monkey

guys i unlocked the forbidden item in infinite craft

An image with a dark background, a stylized galaxy icon inside a rounded rectangular element and the text '???' next to it.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of two people in a romantic pose. The title is "Diddy Shades of Grey".

Thoughtless

A scene from the cartoon Rick and Morty with four characters at a table. The text above the image says, "Roses are lame. Love is fake." Rick is talking and says, "Weddings are basically funerals with cake."

MrBreadHead

Afgans looking at the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb like

A close-up shot of a man with a beard looking upwards with a worried expression.

Wade

“High Arousal”

The image displays text from a search result which reads: "What causes lucid dreams to happen? Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs during moments of particularly high arousal or change in brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain. Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory, planning, and abstract reasoning occur." To the right is an illustration of two people: one standing in pajamas and another in bed, possibly dreaming.

原田

The image contains text that reads "My sister: *Hits my foot by accident* Me: 'Ouch, you just broke-'" above an image of cells dividing.

XI

Rick and Morty DON’T do 9/11

The image shows three panels from the cartoon Rick and Morty. The top panel shows Rick and Morty in a car looking at two tall, golden towers. The middle and bottom panel show Rick and Morty in a car. Rick looks worried in the bottom panel. There is a burning background in the middle panel.

GG Miller

A six-panel image showing various reactions to online class situations. The top left panel shows a muscular person struggling, labeled "The teacher trying to unmute us". The top right shows a villainous face, labeled "Me telling her to press alt + F4". The middle left shows a fish with its mouth open, labeled "The kid with the loud mic". The middle center shows a dog, labeled "Her dog in the background". The middle right shows a puppy, labeled "The kid trying to learn". The bottom left panel shows a man at a laptop, labeled "My FBI agent". The bottom right shows a cat, labeled "The kid with slow internet".

原田

A woman with curly hair and a pink top is lying on a grey carpet, with text overlayed above and below her. The text on top says "I LOVE YOU" and the text below says "THIS MUCH!"

Anonymous

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An Elmer's glue stick with the cap off is shown with text that reads "The Forbidden Push Pop".

MEME LORD

A photograph of the Christian Universal Ministry team from 1980. The team members are wearing red and white uniforms with the word CUM printed on them.

Chri5

Explosion in background

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon goose wearing a beret and holding a bassoon like a weapon. The image text reads: "You mess with l'honque, you get l'bonque."

Anonymous

Remember: if having guns is against the law, it doesn’t stop law-breakers.

The image is a meme with an iceberg floating in the water. Above the water, the iceberg has the word "guns." Underneath the water, the iceberg has the words "illegal guns." Above the iceberg, it says, "America's crime problem."

A Star Wars Fan

A concrete wall is spray-painted with a list in red. The list says: "Things I hate: 1. Vandalism, 2. Irony, 3. Lists."

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