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LiZzY_09

oof XD

A light brown bulldog with big, dark eyes and wrinkly skin lies down with a flat, round object on its head.

Anonymous

An image shows a black bear and two bear cubs in a grassy field. The text overlay reads "POLAR BEARS A NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY SERIES".

Bozo

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows three panels. The first panel has an apple with a bite taken out of it and stars coming out, the second panel has an apple with a bite taken out and the missing piece flying out of the apple and the third panel has an apple with a hole from which the word 'SAMSUNG' is radiating out.

Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

Me travelling back in time
to tell Americans there will
be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001,
and to survive it, they have
to climb up to the two tallest
buildings in New York
New Yor
geino

DoubleDownCheeks

nothing is wrong

A close-up of Mr. Clean's head against a blue sky background. He's wearing sunglasses that reflect a woman in an anime style, seemingly stuck in a car dashboard.

Bozo

A green frog is shown with pink hearts surrounding it, and the text “OH YOU'RE RICH? NAME EVERY NUMBER ON YOUR CREDIT CARD” is superimposed on the image.

Cahyani Ambara

Me verses my mother

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there's a depiction of a fiery figure with an angry face, labeled 'My mom when I break something.' On the right, there's a smiling green figure with floral details, labeled 'My mom when she breaks something.'

CaptainEgg75

this is so true

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The left panel, labeled 'Mr. Beast Back Then,' depicts a character in a burning scene. The right panel, labeled 'Mr. Beast Now,' shows a 'Free Money' booth from Spongebob, with Patrick manning the booth, and a few characters nearby.

LazyBoiiii

The image shows a screen capture of a Google search for "children". The "Shopping" tab is highlighted in the navigation. Below the navigation is a picture of Buzz Lightyear looking skeptical and the word "hmm" is below him.

Angel_Izzy

The image shows a person with sunglasses with the text "My mom: stop making suicidal jokes. Me: don't worry it will end soon."

blach66

The image shows a split view of a stylish bathroom. The left side shows a gold tissue dispenser and a gold flush button. The floor is blue with white specks. The toilet is white. The right side shows a silver tissue dispenser, a silver flush button, a white floor with light gray specks, and a white toilet. The walls are dark blue in both views. The text overlay reads: "Why is this toilet so f***ing stylish?"

bruce

When you start middle school

Two images of Kermit the Frog. On the left, a normal looking Kermit with the text 'ME GOING INTO MIDDLE SCHOOL.' On the right, Kermit is hooded and looks dark with the text 'ME LEAVING.'

Iambob

When you say "i love you" and she says "ily"

A screenshot of a chat with the text "love you" and the response "ily", followed by a sad-looking boy.

kanade otonokoji

RIP

The image shows a split view of two anime characters. On the left is a person with long white hair sitting down, labeled "my clinical depression". On the right, a male anime character with short blonde hair is looking away, labeled "my family".

ohio nugget

me calling my friend to play roblox

A hamster is staring directly at the viewer with a slight tongue sticking out. The hamster is the only thing that is in focus, with the background blurred.

Cocel 😮💨

The image is a side-by-side comparison. The left side says, "The copy the teacher has" and shows a clear, well-lit picture of Shrek smiling. The right side says, "The one she gives you" and shows a very dark, distorted, almost unrecognizable version of Shrek's face.

freddyfatbear

cant talk..

The meme depicts a four-panel cartoon of a man reading a book titled "How to socialize with people." In the second panel, he is shown with a different book open to a single word, "Talk". The final panel shows the man with tears in his eyes.

Cahyani Ambara

Family be like:

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, Kristoff from the movie Frozen is standing with his arms outstretched, saying "Meet my family." There are many gray stones around him. In the second panel, Olaf the snowman says "They're...rocks." Anna stands next to him. The third panel shows a group of muscular men, including Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and a character that resembles Maui from Moana, standing among gray stones.

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

uj

A black and white dog with wide eyes is standing with text overlayed on top: "NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR PILLS.... BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?"

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