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DaRey1Cray

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

Lostin Flowers

Madatgascar

The image shows a four-panel grid with the island of Madagascar depicted in different colors and with different expressions. The first panel is red with an angry face and the caption "Madagascar", the second is green with a happy face and the caption "Gladagascar". The third is blue with a sad face and the caption "Sadagascar". The fourth is a red car with the caption "Notagascar". Below, a picture of Greta Thunberg with the caption "Madatgascar".

Wilkinsonburritos

"You only get offended because it's true"

The text on the image reads "LGBT: LOVE IS LOVE! AIDS:". The image below the text shows a man in a gray suit and purple tie sitting in a chair with a smirk on his face.

Wilkinsonburritos

we did it, boys

A group of people dressed in dark clothes are at a gravesite. In the foreground, a tombstone is visible with the text "Ashton's account" written on it. In front of the grave, one person kneels with a smile while making a peace sign with two fingers. Over that person, the word "everyone" is written.

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So cute.

A photo shows three characters. On the left, a character with big eyes and orange hair and an orange-yellow striped shirt stands with a big, open smile. In the middle, a young child with dark hair and a dark shirt is being hugged from behind by the third character, a taller one with green hair. The taller character has a blank expression, and there is a poster with the text "LIVE" and "OUR EVER!" to the right of the characters.

mariotime

what the world is wrong with steve

A Minecraft landscape with a hill with patches of dirt.

✨Jassy✨

me

The image is a four-panel grid of the same person, a child, making different expressions of annoyance and frustration. Above the images, the text reads, "Me: I really want to try hard and get good grades this term. Teacher: Please read pages 45-51. Me:".

Daddy Kiran

WTF GOIN ON IN OHIO

The image is divided into two parts. The left part shows a blurred view of police lights at night, and the right part is a mugshot of a person with wide, surprised eyes. Below these images, there is text that reads "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police".

Yourgirl_gabby13!

Why is it spicy?

A man in a green polo shirt and khaki pants is flailing his arms and legs in a silly way, as if in reaction to something unpleasant. Text on top says: "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

DreamBlue

The image shows a four-panel grid of Kermit the Frog in different states. In the first panel, he's sitting on a log fishing. In the second, he's sitting on a rock, looking thoughtful. In the third, he's leaning against a post. In the fourth, he's looking out a window on a rainy day. The text "that's how my whole year gone" is overlaid at the top of the grid.

Cahyani Ambara

Figures

The meme is a four-panel comic. The first panel shows Elsa from the Disney movie "Frozen" in a snowy landscape, and the text says "Let's a Goooooo...". The second panel shows Elsa from the back with the text "Let's a Goooo!". The third panel is a close-up of Elsa turning around and yelling "It's a MEEEEEE...". The fourth panel is a close-up of Mario from Nintendo's "Mario" games with Elsa's hair and dress. Mario yells "MARIOOOOO!"

ASHMAN

ME!! EVERY DAY!!

The meme shows text describing the action of looking at the phone to see the time, then putting the phone away, followed by the question "So what time is it?" The next line says "My brain:" and below is an image of Shrek with the caption "Good question".

blach66

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

freddyfatbear

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A picture of a man with long hair and round sunglasses yelling. The text says "Every mom during trick or treat" and "Did you say thank you?!"

Lostin Flowers

My dream:

The image shows a text conversation between "My friend" and an unnamed person and then the description of the unnamed person's dream. The first part of the image says, "My friend: - I had a dream about my crush today! - And you?" The second part of the image shows a close-up of a Black man with wide eyes and his mouth open, wearing a white shirt with red stains. A cat with a grumpy face is visible in the center of the man's chest.

Hgfdfrgt

Does anybody play vrchat

Two people in a hole in the ground are shown. They are looking up with surprised expressions. Above them are two dogs and another person also looking into the hole. The text on the image says "They found the meth!".

Chunke Monke

POV: you're tired

A pattern of green and light green squares with a pink dot in between creates an optical illusion that can be perceived as moving.

BellaTrix

Fax

A black and white image of Wednesday Addams looking displeased. The text on the image states: "I have 2 reactions when going out: 1. Ew, the sun. 2. Ew, the people."

Wade

The image shows three pictures of Dwayne Johnson. In the first he has his fist clenched and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson", in the second he holds his hand out and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Paper' Johnson", and in the third he makes a peace sign with his fingers and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Scissors' Johnson."

Anonymous

Should I tell him about the suspicious black guy under him?

A photo of a person's legs and feet walking on a sidewalk, with a long, dark shadow cast by their body, making it seem like a person is walking under them.

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