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Accident

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

McDonald's

Daddy Cock · 3 years ago

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

Feeling of power

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 years ago

A bar graph showing what gives people feelings of power. Money is at the bottom, then status, and then a far longer bar for saying shhh in a loud room and everyone going quiet immediately. Text reads: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER. MONEY. STATUS. SAYING SHHH IN A LOUD ROOM AND EVERYONE GOING QUIET IMMEDIATELY.

Something

Anonymous · 3 years ago

True

Homer Simpson looking shocked and concerned with his mouth open. The text above him says, "When you say something and it came out meaner than expected."

Building

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Player

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Whitpost mwtder beneral

Spongebob and Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants are looking shocked at a muscular man. The image says: "Clash of clans players struggling to not say hog rider after they discover their wife in their bedroom cheating with a black man."

Vulgarity

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Cheat

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hum, women still bruh.

The image is a conversation in a messaging app between two people, with a text 'the opposite' in a message box. Below that is a man looking with a skeptical face.

Fun

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Relatable

The image shows text on a light green background stating: "How to know when something won't be fun: - Someone will say 'come on, it'll be fun'" with an umbrella icon and the user name @potkan3000.

Man

Apollo · 1 year ago

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Cow

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ · 3 years ago

Lmao

Surprise

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A close-up photo shows a silver door handle that has been pulled off the door. The handle's plate has two screws that look like eyes and the hole for the handle is like an open mouth giving it a surprised expression. The text above reads "Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say it was as surprised as I was..."

Time

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An illustration of the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland wearing a blue coat and holding a pocket watch. The text overlay reads: How mfs feel after saying "a quarter till 8" instead of 7:75💔

Squidward

DaBaba_G · 3 years ago

Me when I hear someone say i'm cute

An image of Squidward Tentacles with a slightly annoyed and unimpressed expression.

Nut

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".

Dad

MisterDussel · 3 years ago

My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.

Racism

K!ttyy · 8 months ago

Love the things I talk about

A screenshot of a messaging app conversation. One user asks, "why are you teaching me racial slurs?" and the other replies, "Why not". The first user then sends a string of messages: "cause im not racist", "i mean", "i do say the n word alot", "and make fun of mexicans", "and i really hate the yellow people", "and most jews suck", "but im not racist".

Cat

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A high-contrast, deep red and orange filtered image of a cat looking directly at the camera with an intense expression. Overlaid text reads: "I remember saying 'no we can't' to the Bob the Builder That's where the darkness in me began. The malice, the hatred. It was all from that moment."

Friend

poodle · 3 years ago

so true look down

The image shows Mr. Bean with a sly smile and the text: "THE LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN YOUR TEACHER SAYS TO FIND A PARTNER".

Phone

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a split frame. The top half features Indiana Jones looking slightly annoyed. The bottom half shows a Nokia phone with hieroglyphs engraved on it. The text says: "Not saying your mom has an old phone but..."

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