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A two-panel image shows a picture of Indiana Jones, followed by a picture of an old Nokia phone with hieroglyphics carved into it.

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
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@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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Ugandan newspaper headline says it as it is.
Night Race BBA3: Lucille Ejected
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KIWEWEESI IN
BUM SEX
SCANDAL
ACCUSEDY
Boy Drags Flashy Man Of God To Police For
Terrorising His Buttocks With Monster Whopper
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Cahyani Ambara

BFB

The image shows a blue cartoon character looking angry with its mouth open and text above and below. The text above reads "WHEN MY FRIENDS SAY" and the text below reads "BFDI IS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS".

Pankake

Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions

A digital painting of a sunset with a dark red sky fading into yellow near the horizon. A large white circle is in the upper-left corner, representing the moon, and small white dots are scattered throughout the sky, representing stars. The bottom of the image is a black solid area.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon drawing shows two people walking along a path near a field where several sheep are grazing. A sheep in the background is holding a sign that says 'TWO-TIMING BASTARD!'. The first person says in a speech bubble, 'I CAN'T QUITE READ THAT. WHAT'S IT SAY?' The second person responds in a speech bubble 'UH...'

Heroin Monkey

A map of the United States where a large portion of the country is underwater. The text above the map reads: "Scientists say this map represents the US in 30 years if we don't reverse climate change." The words "Google earth" appear at the bottom right corner.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."

DIANEE

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A grey kitten with sad eyes looks downward, with text above and below him. The text says, "When I meow my human says 'I know'" and "Sometimes I think he doesn't really know".

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"

help me please im being abused

A video capture shows two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and other people standing behind them. The text above the image reads: "The Brazilian president says he is grateful by the slavery".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split panel. On the left, the words "What are the Mario Bros views on human trafficking?" are written above a red panel, and below it, the text says "Mario says". On the right, we see Luigi holding a stack of cash, and above him the text says "Luigi says".

Anonymous

A screenshot of a chat window. The chat begins with someone saying "I have a very hard question," followed by "Are you sure you can answer it?", then "Ok... If you say so", finally asking "Are gay people gay?" The other person replies with "What", "Yea", and "Yes".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet warning people not to click a link that supposedly leads to LeBron James nudes, because it's a virus that turns on caps lock.

ADHD autist

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:

The text on the image asks "Do you exist?" The response is: "Yes. I think, therefore I am."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A woman in a suit is crouching down and feeding several small ducks. A white duck is standing in the background, seemingly watching the scene. The text on the image reads: "People say it's duck hunting time. Let's see how they gonna chase me."

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i can say the n word. I was given an n-word pass by one of the
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NAV Says He's Done Using
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When you’re losing the rap battle💀

A close-up of a man's face covered in red splatters, resembling blood. The text overlaid on the image reads: "They say sticks and stones'll break your bones, I'm sticks and stones." There is a parental advisory label at the bottom right.

Wade

And Angel says I’m SUS..

A screenshot of a conversation. The first image shows a figure with dark skin and hair being kissed by a symbiote. The second image shows two anime characters, one with pink hair and one with purple, kissing. The text in the conversation includes statements like "Yes then some person named Chex wanted a pic of my neck and hand," "Oh shit that's kinda hot ngl," "_?," and "Hella hot."

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New theory just dropped????

The image is split in two. On the left, there is a photo of a young child with curly blond hair being held by an adult. To the side stands a woman with long, dark, wavy hair. On the right side of the image, there is a photo of Ice Spice. Text above the pictures reads, "Illuminati might kill me but. Ice Spice is Drake's real baby mother... & he can't expose it because she was underage and that's why that rap battle had to be shut down. Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4."

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