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Jesus

1 year ago

pinkie pie vs jesus who y’all betting on

A photo shows two individuals in costume facing each other, ready to fight. One is dressed as Pinkie Pie from "My Little Pony", and the other is dressed as Jesus, with a white robe and brown hair. They are in a hallway with other people in the background.
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  • Lightsaber

    1 year ago
    A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.
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    Juxtaposition

    2 years ago
    The image shows two adjacent billboards. One billboard on the left has a bright yellow background with the text "ADULT VIDEO" in black letters. The billboard on the right features a picture of Jesus with a stern look on his face. The text on this billboard reads "JESUS IS WATCHING" and, in smaller print, "The Roman Catholic Church of San Angelo".
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  • Doctor

    1 year ago
    A doctor in a white coat is examining a child. The doctor's hands are on the child's forehead and he has a tool in his hand. The child has his mouth open and looks scared. The text says "Just relax Timmy... I'm your doctor, not your priest..."
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  • Plan

    1 year ago
    An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"
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  • Christian

    2 years ago

    *woken*

    The image shows two men in what appears to be a wrestling setting. In the background, a text says "Christians and non Christians having enough of wokey". In the front, the text says "god is a 'they'".
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  • Deer

    1 year ago
    The top image shows a yellow road sign with a deer symbol and the text "SUICIDAL DEER" and "NEXT 5 MILES". The bottom image shows a deer running with an explosive belt strapped to its body and the text "ALLAHU AKBAR".
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  • Newborn

    11 months ago
    An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."
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  • Sin

    2 years ago
    The image shows a painting of Jesus with an extremely muscular physique. He is wearing a white tank top and is sitting at a table with a pot labeled "100% GAIN". The text at the bottom reads: "Jesus after lifting my sins."
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  • Birth

    2 years ago

    Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

    A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"
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  • HIV

    3 years ago

    Monke

    The meme shows an image of Shrek looking bewildered. The text overlayed says, "God: gives monkeys HIV so humans won't do anything sexual to them. Humans: gets HIV. God:"
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  • Priest

    2 years ago
    Two muscular arms are shown in a handshake. One arm is dark, and labeled with the text 'Acne'. The other arm is light red, and labeled with the text 'Priests'. Above their linked hands, it says 'Coming on children's faces'.
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  • Pope

    7 months ago
    The image shows the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001, with smoke billowing from them. The text reads: "White smoke!!! New pope is american."
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  • Christian

    2 years ago

    That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future

    The image shows a still from a movie with a text overlay: "Christians and Muslims coming together to fight against the degeneracy that is modern day Progressivism". The still shows two groups of soldiers from different armies shaking hands.
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  • Priest

    1 year ago
    A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"
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  • Ham

    1 year ago

    The ham is in fact processed

    A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.
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  • Eating

    2 years ago
    A close up image shows a chipmunk with its cheeks puffed out, filled with food. The text overlay says, "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LETS PRAY'"
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  • Disappointment

    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon of Jesus floating on clouds with the text 'You are all disappointments'. The background is black with a yellow moon behind Jesus and some star-like shapes.
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  • Trip

    1 year ago
    The image shows a large wooden ark in a rocky landscape. In the top left corner, there is a superimposed image of the Home Depot logo. Below the image, the text reads: 'Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction'
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  • Ghost

    2 years ago
    The image shows two panels. The top panel shows two penguins looking directly at the viewer with a faded overlay effect, and the text "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel shows a child holding a cross and looking startled, with the text "The ghost in my room:", "How the flip can u see mE?!", and "U need God".
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