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Human

A screenshot from ChatGPT showing a list titled "Top 10 Greatest Humans of All Time." The list begins with "1. Jesus Christ," followed by bullet points noting his impact on history, the billions who follow his teachings, and his symbolism of love, forgiveness, and sacrifice. The list continues with "2. LeBron James."

Shrek

A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

Fish

A four-panel comic strip shows a person fishing. In the first panel, a fish is on the hook, saying "Ow. This hurts so bad.". In the second panel, the person says "A talking fish! Will you grant my wish?". The third panel shows the fish saying, "I don't have any magic. I can retake Jerusalem tho." In the final panel, the person is replaced with a crusader helmet with the speech bubble saying "What a coincidence."

Tax

A man with a thinking expression in front of a stylized graphic with text that says: "My body is a temple, therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes."

God

The image shows a question "What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?" above four pictures. The first picture shows Jesus with his right hand raised. The second picture shows Shiva with his right hand raised. The third picture shows Robbie Rotten with his right hand raised, and the last picture shows Buddha with his right hand raised.

Goose

A man in a military uniform with a black beret holding two guns. The text above the man reads "Me on my way to the local park to remind geese that it is man who is made in Gods image."

Caveman

A meme featuring text over an image of a distressed cat being pulled by another cat. The text reads: Me (A Caveman) being dragged to hell because I didn't follow a religion made 3000 years after I died:

God

Shitpost-master general

A white cat looks directly at the camera. Text overlay says: "I am God's silliest experiment."

Bro

An anime character with pink hair is praying with his hands together. The text above him says: "Me thanking God for letting bro be born instead of ending up in rubber or toilet."

God

he don't hate me fully

A man with a beard sits at a table. The text above him says: "Always remember that God loves you, if he didn't, you would be an Indian rn."

Shitpost

Shitpost-master general

The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.

Hand

A painting of two women. The one at the top is raising her arms with an angry expression and the text "Runneth up bitch" above her. The lower woman is holding out her hand towards the other, with the text below: "Thou doth not want these hands."

Pope

A man in a suit stands in front of an American flag and the flag of Ohio. The text above him reads, "LISTEN UP LIBERALS." The text at the bottom reads, "*KILLS THE POPE."

Satan

A two-panel cartoon showing a stick figure with a thought bubble saying, "if god creates bad people and satan punishes bad people then satan is the good guy." Below, another stick figure in a Wendy's uniform says in a speech bubble, "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Worm

A person is holding a worm up to their nose as if they are going to snort it. The text says: "If God didn't want us to snort worms... He wouldn't have made them cylindrical!!! WORM SNORTING CLUB. Every Monday and Thursday! Location changes often!" The background is a colorful, psychedelic swirl pattern.

Backflip

Shitpost-master general

In a backyard setting, a person is in mid-air performing a backflip on a trampoline, while a Jehovah's Witness in a suit watches. A gray cat is walking nearby. The text overlay reads: "I made the Jehovah's Witness watch me do backflips."

Backflip

Shitpost-master general

A person is doing backflips on a trampoline in a backyard as a Jehovah's Witness watches.

Dog

The meme shows text saying "John Wick's dog dies naturally."
His friend: "Don't be sad. God gives life and God takes it."
John Wick: "So you mean God killed my dog."
God:". Below the text are two images of a statue of a man, who is looking to the side in the first picture. In the second picture, his eyes are wide and he looks worried.

Government

A white background meme featuring stick figures. On the left, a large, aggressive-looking stick figure with a wide, jagged smile, wearing a red and black shirt with a yellow earring, holds a lit Molotov cocktail. Above it, text reads: "It's over, conservatives. We're going to destroy the government, eat the rich, slaughter police and abolish gender and religion." Below this figure, smaller text says: "Wow that's mean :( We just want free healthcare :(". On the right, a smaller, simpler stick figure with a sad, resigned expression says: "Ok I guess I'll fight you".

Devil

The Devil Made Me Do It.

An illustration on a black background. At the top, in large, jagged red letters with horns extending from the word "DEVIL," the text reads "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT." Below the text is a depiction of a bearded man with a green turban and robe, holding a glowing book that appears to be the Quran. He is pointing his right index finger upwards.

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