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Poor

A black and white photo of Jimmy Carter with a quote attributed to him: "If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't."

Question

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

Mom

my mexican mom be like

The image shows two panels. The left panel displays a dinosaur, representing a mom telling everyone to get ready for church. The right panel shows Barney the dinosaur, representing mom once at church.

Deadpool

Doing Gods work wad

Deadpool holding a baby wrapped in a white cloth with a speech bubble stating, "I got him! I saved black baby Jesus!"

Story

*Explosion in background*

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

Guardian Angel

Me all of the time

A statue of an angel with its head in its hand. The text reads: "I have a feeling that my guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

Sacrifice

In a classical painting style, Jesus is sitting and talking to a group of people. Text overlaid on the image says, "SO I WAS LIKE, 'YO ABRAHAM, YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR SON.' THEN I WAS LIKE, 'WOAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO'"

View

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Team

A photograph of the Christian Universal Ministry team from 1980. The team members are wearing red and white uniforms with the word CUM printed on them.

Mickey Mouse

The image shows a Mickey Mouse figurine crucified on a wooden cross with painted red blood on its hands, and three rat figurines looking up at it.

Privilege

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

Jesus

Nacho Jesus

A nacho chip with the face of Jesus on it, highlighted with a golden glow.

God

A screenshot of a youtube video with the title "Top 10 Depictions of God in Film". The video's thumbnail shows a Bionicle character.

Jew

No Jews?

The image shows Megamind looking up with wide, blue eyes. The text overlayed on the image reads "NO JEWS".

T Rex

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

Song

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".

Math

An image of a painting depicting Jesus and Satan. Satan is whispering "Put the alphabet into math" into Jesus's ear. The text above the image says "And then Satan said:".

Peasant

The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts a crusader figure with a sword and shield saying, "Greetings peasant, how goes th-". The middle-left panel shows a manga character with blushing cheeks saying, "Now my armpits are going to smell like dick..." The bottom-right panel shows a pixelated crusader figure with the text "BY THE POPE".

Right

A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."

God

he don't hate me fully

A man with a beard sits at a table. The text above him says: "Always remember that God loves you, if he didn't, you would be an Indian rn."

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